a. Java using XML to IOP an ORM wrapping SQL, presented on JSF
b. Ruby, Java is soooo lame 2006
c. Erlang, Ruby is soooo lame 2007
d. C++0x and Boost, this time we'll get it right, promise
e. D, we got it right, why won't they listen?
f. Common Lisp. Now get off my lawn!
g. I'd say Visual C#, only I never read blogs like this

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