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A sick joke!
May 10, 2013
Tyro[17]
May 11, 2013
Tyro[17]
May 11, 2013
H. S. Teoh
May 11, 2013
Matt Soucy
May 11, 2013
H. S. Teoh
May 10, 2013
I love the occasional self-inflicted wound just like the other guy. So today I decided to enjoy one... Only to descover that  it's not as much fun as I thought it would be. And now, I'm in a world of hurt.

I enabled the Colemak layout and decided to learn how to type on it. Except the lack of sleep cought up to me and when I woke up the screen was locked. Since I only learned four of the key positions before falling asleep, I have a seriousness problem unlocking the computer.

The bigger issue is that the computer was manufactured for use in Japan so the keys are arranged differently that traditional english keyboards. I can find many layouts of the Colemak keyboard on the Internet but none for a Japanese keyboard. Can anyone posessing one of these computers help me document the Colemak layout please? I believe it is already installed on the Mac but is not enabled. If not, download and installation instructions can be found here: colemak.com/wiki/index.php?title=Mac

Thanks,
Andrew
May 11, 2013
On 5/10/13 6:32 PM, Tyro[17] wrote:
> The bigger issue is that the computer was manufactured for use in Japan
> so the keys are arranged differently that traditional english keyboards.
> I can find many layouts of the Colemak keyboard on the Internet but none
> for a Japanese keyboard. Can anyone posessing one of these computers
> help me document the Colemak layout please? I believe it is already
> installed on the Mac but is not enabled. If not, download and
> installation instructions can be found here:
> colemak.com/wiki/index.php?title=Mac

Almost two hours every possible key combination later... I finally got it.

Thanks,
Andrew
May 11, 2013
On Fri, May 10, 2013 at 08:05:23PM -0400, Tyro[17] wrote:
> On 5/10/13 6:32 PM, Tyro[17] wrote:
> >The bigger issue is that the computer was manufactured for use in Japan so the keys are arranged differently that traditional english keyboards.  I can find many layouts of the Colemak keyboard on the Internet but none for a Japanese keyboard. Can anyone posessing one of these computers help me document the Colemak layout please? I believe it is already installed on the Mac but is not enabled. If not, download and installation instructions can be found here: colemak.com/wiki/index.php?title=Mac
> 
> Almost two hours every possible key combination later... I finally got it.
[...]

Ouch. Be glad it wasn't a passphrase...! :-P


T

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May 11, 2013
On 05/10/2013 08:15 PM, H. S. Teoh wrote:
> On Fri, May 10, 2013 at 08:05:23PM -0400, Tyro[17] wrote:
>> On 5/10/13 6:32 PM, Tyro[17] wrote:
>>> The bigger issue is that the computer was manufactured for use in Japan so the keys are arranged differently that traditional english keyboards.  I can find many layouts of the Colemak keyboard on the Internet but none for a Japanese keyboard. Can anyone posessing one of these computers help me document the Colemak layout please? I believe it is already installed on the Mac but is not enabled. If not, download and installation instructions can be found here: colemak.com/wiki/index.php?title=Mac
>> 
>> Almost two hours every possible key combination later... I finally got it.
> [...]
> 
> Ouch. Be glad it wasn't a passphrase...! :-P
> 
> 
> T
> 
Passpoem?

"Twas brillig in the"-wait, did I need an apostrophe at the beginning?
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Matt Soucy
May 11, 2013
On Sat, May 11, 2013 at 12:04:23AM -0400, Matt Soucy wrote:
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> On 05/10/2013 08:15 PM, H. S. Teoh wrote:
> > On Fri, May 10, 2013 at 08:05:23PM -0400, Tyro[17] wrote:
> >> On 5/10/13 6:32 PM, Tyro[17] wrote:
> >>> The bigger issue is that the computer was manufactured for use in Japan so the keys are arranged differently that traditional english keyboards.  I can find many layouts of the Colemak keyboard on the Internet but none for a Japanese keyboard. Can anyone posessing one of these computers help me document the Colemak layout please? I believe it is already installed on the Mac but is not enabled. If not, download and installation instructions can be found here: colemak.com/wiki/index.php?title=Mac
> >> 
> >> Almost two hours every possible key combination later... I finally got it.
> > [...]
> > 
> > Ouch. Be glad it wasn't a passphrase...! :-P
> > 
> > 
> > T
> > 
> Passpoem?
> 
> "Twas brillig in the"-wait, did I need an apostrophe at the beginning?
[...]

Or one of those poems that are mnemonic for the digits of pi...

	Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling
	In mystic force and magic spelling
	Celestial sprites elucidate
	All my own striving can't relate


T

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