I'm having problems compiling my thing into an executable that doesn't require ldc's phobos/druntime .so's. I want to distribute it in a form where it's okay if /usr/lib/libphobos2-ldc-shared.so.100 and friends don't exist.

--static seems to do the trick in that the compiled file is no longer a dynamic executable, but then it doesn't work and just segfaults upon trying to use OpenSSL (via arsd.http2). The only other flag I specifically pass to ldc is -linkonce-templates.

Linking...
/usr/bin/ld: ../../.dub/packages/arsd-official-10.9.2/arsd-official/.dub/build/with_openssl-debug-linux.posix-x86_64-ldc_v1.30.0-328F22C7CA122C28C3639482CB724003/libarsd-official_http.a(arsd.http2.o): in function `_D4arsd5http211loadOpenSslFZv':
/home/wob/src/kameloso/../../.dub/packages/arsd-official-10.9.2/arsd-official/http2.d:3679: warning: Using 'dlopen' in statically linked applications requires at runtime the shared libraries from the glibc version used for linking
/usr/bin/ld: /usr/lib/libphobos2-ldc.a(path.o): in function `_D3std4path11expandTildeFNbNfAyaZ18expandFromDatabaseFNbNfQBdZQBh':
path.d:(.text._D3std4path11expandTildeFNbNfAyaZ18expandFromDatabaseFNbNfQBdZQBh+0x147): warning: Using 'getpwnam_r' in statically linked applications requires at runtime the shared libraries from the glibc version used for linking
/usr/bin/ld: /usr/lib/libphobos2-ldc.a(socket.o): in function `_D3std6socket25_sharedStaticCtor_L282_C1FZv':
socket.d:(.text._D3std6socket25_sharedStaticCtor_L282_C1FZv+0x14): warning: Using 'getaddrinfo' in statically linked applications requires at runtime the shared libraries from the glibc version used for linking
/usr/bin/ld: /usr/lib/libphobos2-ldc.a(socket.o): in function `_D3std6socket12InternetHost__T7getHostVAyaa118_0a2020202020202020202020206175746f2078203d2068746f6e6c28706172616d293b0a2020202020202020202020206175746f206865203d20676574686f73746279616464722826782c20342c206361737428696e7429204164647265737346616d696c792e494e4554293b0a2020202020202020TkZQJwMFkZb':
socket.d:(.text._D3std6socket12InternetHost__T7getHostVAyaa118_0a2020202020202020202020206175746f2078203d2068746f6e6c28706172616d293b0a2020202020202020202020206175746f206865203d20676574686f73746279616464722826782c20342c206361737428696e7429204164647265737346616d696c792e494e4554293b0a2020202020202020TkZQJwMFkZb+0x37): warning: Using 'gethostbyaddr' in statically linked applications requires at runtime the shared libraries from the glibc version used for linking
/usr/bin/ld: /usr/lib/libphobos2-ldc.a(socket.o): in function `_D3std6socket12InternetHost__T7getHostVAyaa75_0a202020202020202020202020202020206175746f206865203d20676574686f737462796e616d6528706172616d2e74656d7043537472696e672829293b0a202020202020202020202020TAxaZQGpMFQjZb':
socket.d:(.text._D3std6socket12InternetHost__T7getHostVAyaa75_0a202020202020202020202020202020206175746f206865203d20676574686f737462796e616d6528706172616d2e74656d7043537472696e672829293b0a202020202020202020202020TAxaZQGpMFQjZb+0x43): warning: Using 'gethostbyname' in statically linked applications requires at runtime the shared libraries from the glibc version used for linking
/usr/bin/ld: /usr/lib/libphobos2-ldc.a(socket.o): in function `_D3std6socket8Protocol17getProtocolByTypeMFNbNeEQBuQBt12ProtocolTypeZb':
socket.d:(.text._D3std6socket8Protocol17getProtocolByTypeMFNbNeEQBuQBt12ProtocolTypeZb+0xa): warning: Using 'getprotobynumber' in statically linked applications requires at runtime the shared libraries from the glibc version used for linking
/usr/bin/ld: /usr/lib/libphobos2-ldc.a(socket.o): in function `_D3std6socket8Protocol17getProtocolByNameMFNbNeMAxaZb':
socket.d:(.text._D3std6socket8Protocol17getProtocolByNameMFNbNeMAxaZb+0x26): warning: Using 'getprotobyname' in statically linked applications requires at runtime the shared libraries from the glibc version used for linking
/usr/bin/ld: /usr/lib/libphobos2-ldc.a(socket.o): in function `_D3std6socket7Service16getServiceByNameMFNbNeMAxaMQeZb':
socket.d:(.text._D3std6socket7Service16getServiceByNameMFNbNeMAxaMQeZb+0x57): warning: Using 'getservbyname' in statically linked applications requires at runtime the shared libraries from the glibc version used for linking
/usr/bin/ld: /usr/lib/libphobos2-ldc.a(socket.o): in function `_D3std6socket7Service16getServiceByPortMFNbNetMAxaZb':
socket.d:(.text._D3std6socket7Service16getServiceByPortMFNbNetMAxaZb+0x30): warning: Using 'getservbyport' in statically linked applications requires at runtime the shared libraries from the glibc version used for linking

Thread 10 "twitchworker" received signal SIGSEGV, Segmentation fault.
[Switching to LWP 965536]
0x00007ffff7bd7ec0 in CONF_parse_list () from /opt/dell/dcc/libcrypto.so.3
(gdb) bt
#0  0x00007ffff7bd7ec0 in CONF_parse_list () from /opt/dell/dcc/libcrypto.so.3
#1  0x00007ffff7f3f152 in SSL_CTX_set_ciphersuites () from /opt/dell/dcc/libssl.so.3
#2  0x00007ffff7f4c9df in SSL_CTX_new_ex () from /opt/dell/dcc/libssl.so.3
#3  0x0000000000826fc3 in _D4arsd5http27OpenSSL__T10opDispatchVAyaa11_53534c5f4354585f6e6577Z__TQBuTPSQCwQCu10SSL_METHODZQCtFQzZPSQDyQDw7SSL_CTX (_param_0=0x7ffff7fb4620) at ../../.du
b/packages/arsd-official-10.9.2/arsd-official/http2.d:3592
#4  0x0000000000826de1 in _D4arsd5http213OpenSslSocket7initSslMFbAyaZv (this=0x7fffd603c060, verifyPeer=true, hostname="id.twitch.tv") at ../../.dub/packages/arsd-official-10.9.2/arsd
-official/http2.d:3806
#5  0x000000000082035d in _D4arsd5http213OpenSslSocket6__ctorMFE3std6socket13AddressFamilyEQBbQBa10SocketTypeAyabZCQDjQDhQDe (this=0x7fffd603c060, af=std.socket.INET, type=std.socket.
STREAM, hostname="id.twitch.tv", verifyPeer=true) at ../../.dub/packages/arsd-official-10.9.2/arsd-official/http2.d:3961
[...]

dmd seems to do this by default (ldd doesn't list any phobos or druntime .so files and program doesn't segfault), but I'm not sure how I can get ldc to behave the same. I looked over the --help listing but I could only find --static (and --lib, which I assume doesn't apply here).